Available: A Memoir of Heartbreak, Hookups, Love and Brunch
by
Matteson Perry
Scribner
Hardcover
From the
publisher's website:
From a breakout storytelling star at The Moth, a
real-life romantic comedy about a guy and a girl—and twenty-nine other girls: a
memoir about an unexpected break-up, one self-imposed year of being single, and
how a “nice guy” survived dating in the twenty-first century.
Matteson Perry is a Nice Guy. He remembers birthdays, politely averts his eyes
on the subway, and enjoys backgammon. A serial monogamist, he’s never asked a
stranger out. But when the girl he thought might be The One dumps him, he
decides to turn his life around. He comes up with The Plan: 1. Be single for a
year. 2. Date a lot of women. 3. Hurt no one’s feelings. He’s not out to get
revenge, or to become a pickup artist; he just wants to disrupt his pattern,
have some fun, and discover who he is. A quick-witted Everyman, Perry throws
himself into the modern world of courtship and digital dating, only to discover
that even the best-laid plans won’t necessarily get you laid. Over the course
of a year he dated almost thirty different women, including a Swedish tourist,
a former high school crush, a born-again virgin, a groupie, an actress, a
lesbian, and a biter.
In Available, award-winning storyteller Matteson Perry brings us into
the inner sanctum of failed pick-up lines, uncomfortable courtships, awkward
texts, and self-discovery, charting the highs and lows of single life and the
lessons he learned along the way. Candid, empathetic, and devastatingly funny, Available
is the ultimate real-life rom-com about learning to date, finding love, and
becoming better at life.
From
a breakout storytelling star at The Moth, a real-life romantic comedy
about a guy and a girl—and twenty-nine other girls: a memoir about an
unexpected break-up, one self-imposed year of being single, and how a
“nice guy” survived dating in the twenty-first century.
Matteson
Perry is a Nice Guy. He remembers birthdays, politely averts his eyes on
the subway, and enjoys backgammon. A serial monogamist, he’s never
asked a stranger out. But when the girl he thought might be The One
dumps him, he decides to turn his life around. He comes up with The
Plan: 1. Be single for a year. 2. Date a lot of women. 3. Hurt no one’s
feelings. He’s not out to get revenge, or to become a pickup artist; he
just wants to disrupt his pattern, have some fun, and discover who he
is. A quick-witted Everyman, Perry throws himself into the modern world
of courtship and digital dating, only to discover that even the
best-laid plans won’t necessarily get you laid. Over the course of a
year he dated almost thirty different women, including a Swedish
tourist, a former high school crush, a born-again virgin, a groupie, an
actress, a lesbian, and a biter.
In Available,
award-winning storyteller Matteson Perry brings us into the inner
sanctum of failed pick-up lines, uncomfortable courtships, awkward
texts, and self-discovery, charting the highs and lows of single life
and the lessons he learned along the way. Candid, empathetic, and
devastatingly funny, Available is the ultimate real-life rom-com
about learning to date, finding love, and becoming better at life. - See
more at:
http://books.simonandschuster.com/Available/Matteson-Perry/9781501101434#sthash.g3iufjdC.dpuf
From
a breakout storytelling star at The Moth, a real-life romantic comedy
about a guy and a girl—and twenty-nine other girls: a memoir about an
unexpected break-up, one self-imposed year of being single, and how a
“nice guy” survived dating in the twenty-first century.
Matteson
Perry is a Nice Guy. He remembers birthdays, politely averts his eyes on
the subway, and enjoys backgammon. A serial monogamist, he’s never
asked a stranger out. But when the girl he thought might be The One
dumps him, he decides to turn his life around. He comes up with The
Plan: 1. Be single for a year. 2. Date a lot of women. 3. Hurt no one’s
feelings. He’s not out to get revenge, or to become a pickup artist; he
just wants to disrupt his pattern, have some fun, and discover who he
is. A quick-witted Everyman, Perry throws himself into the modern world
of courtship and digital dating, only to discover that even the
best-laid plans won’t necessarily get you laid. Over the course of a
year he dated almost thirty different women, including a Swedish
tourist, a former high school crush, a born-again virgin, a groupie, an
actress, a lesbian, and a biter.
In Available,
award-winning storyteller Matteson Perry brings us into the inner
sanctum of failed pick-up lines, uncomfortable courtships, awkward
texts, and self-discovery, charting the highs and lows of single life
and the lessons he learned along the way. Candid, empathetic, and
devastatingly funny, Available is the ultimate real-life rom-com
about learning to date, finding love, and becoming better at life. - See
more at:
http://books.simonandschuster.com/Available/Matteson-Perry/9781501101434#sthash.g3iufjdC.dpuf
From
a breakout storytelling star at The Moth, a real-life romantic comedy
about a guy and a girl—and twenty-nine other girls: a memoir about an
unexpected break-up, one self-imposed year of being single, and how a
“nice guy” survived dating in the twenty-first century.
Matteson
Perry is a Nice Guy. He remembers birthdays, politely averts his eyes on
the subway, and enjoys backgammon. A serial monogamist, he’s never
asked a stranger out. But when the girl he thought might be The One
dumps him, he decides to turn his life around. He comes up with The
Plan: 1. Be single for a year. 2. Date a lot of women. 3. Hurt no one’s
feelings. He’s not out to get revenge, or to become a pickup artist; he
just wants to disrupt his pattern, have some fun, and discover who he
is. A quick-witted Everyman, Perry throws himself into the modern world
of courtship and digital dating, only to discover that even the
best-laid plans won’t necessarily get you laid. Over the course of a
year he dated almost thirty different women, including a Swedish
tourist, a former high school crush, a born-again virgin, a groupie, an
actress, a lesbian, and a biter.
In Available,
award-winning storyteller Matteson Perry brings us into the inner
sanctum of failed pick-up lines, uncomfortable courtships, awkward
texts, and self-discovery, charting the highs and lows of single life
and the lessons he learned along the way. Candid, empathetic, and
devastatingly funny, Available is the ultimate real-life rom-com
about learning to date, finding love, and becoming better at life. - See
more at:
http://books.simonandschuster.com/Available/Matteson-Perry/9781501101434#sthash.g3iufjdC.dpuf